Top 10 Reasons Why Nigerain State Is A "MUMUDOM"

(10) Your President travels to America with a delegation of 600 people only 8 showed up to listen to his speech at the U.N

(9) Your President rang the closing Bell at the New-York Stock exchange his mumu countrymen reported it as economic victory for a country that does not produce tooth pick.

(8) Your President hosted Nigerians in diaspora to a $150 plate lunch but refused to answer questions but Mumus blamed CIA & KGB...

(7) Your country (sorry mumudom don't have a National airline but your oga at the top with his Dame have a fleet of 21 private jets.

(6) A journalist questioned your President while walking the paved streets of New-York but his security guys thought his Microphone was a weapon of mass destruction produced by Boko Haram and the likes of his political enemies such as Governor Rotimi Ameachi

(5) Your 1st Lady who barely knows her ABCD wants to address an international women forum when better, well read women are unemployed in your mumudom

(4) Your President wore the same dress that he wore during the last (2011 maiden) trip to U.N with a Nigerian flag upside down this time around.

(3) Your President promised to assist Kenya fight terrorists when Boko Haram lives with him as neighbors.

(2) Your ambassador says Nigeria is a 1st world power even when your country has no electricity, no water, no good roads, no hospitals with schools closed down for almost a year, and corruption has replaced our national anthem.

(1) Your president listened to the echo of his own voice because out of the 600 members strong delegation he traveled with to New York, only 8 showed up to listen to his rambling speech. Cry my beloved nation of morons led by uninspiring goons!
::Union Paradise®